What You Shouldn't Eat

This was the conversation at our dinner table last night:

Andrew:  "Hey mom, do you know what you shouldn't eat?"
Me: "What's that Andrew?"
Andrew: "Cigarette's, they are really bad for you and you shouldn't eat them"
Me: "Yes Andrew, they are really bad for you and you really shouldn't eat them or do anything else with them"
Andrew: "Mom, do you know what else you shouldn't eat?"
Me: "What's that?"
Andrew: "Mulch....you really shouldn't eat mulch"
Me: "Yep.....you are right.....you really shouldn't eat mulch"

I have to say that caught me a little off guard...I thought that conversation was going in a totally different direction than....mulch!