Many of you like to say..."what's next" when it comes to the life around the Richardson household. So in honor of you guys that is the title of today's message!
It hasn't been a bad week, just funny, crazy, weird and just a smidge stressful! So let me get busy and catch everyone up!
"Eli, what are you doing and why are your pants off?"
"Because why Eli?"
"Because I poopy"
"Eli, why did you poopy in your pants?"
"Because I didn't make it in time"
"Eli, tell mommy the truth"
"Because I went the wrong way"
"Because I got lost"
"Eli, this is your last chance....tell me the truth right now"
"WELL BELLE AND GUS POOP OUTSIDE ALL THE TIME?"
So he didn't poop in his pants....he just pulled his pants down in the front yard and pooped like a dog in front of all our neighbors.....GREAT!
Tuesday: I guess you could say that Eli was really feeling like the middle child and needed some extra attention. At least this is what I told myself when on Tuesday afternoon he called for me to come and look at something. He sounded almost excited and couldn't wait for me to come see what he had done. So I went to find him sitting about halfway down the stairs with something in his hands. I said "Eli, what is that?" and at that moment I recognized what "that" was. It was my rice container that I had just filled up a few days prior, only now it wasn't full anymore. There was rice all down the stairs....in the basement...and on the pool table. Logical question: "Eli, why did you do that?". Logical answer: "because". I didn't even bother with the back and forth game....I just got the vacuum out and got busy cleaning.
Needless to say I threw my bucket and ran screaming like a little girl! Jesse came out and decided to be the crocodile hunter. He wanted a picture with it so he spent the next 30 minutes chasing the snake down and trying to pick it up.
Yes...he is crazy...but I love him!
So that's it...poop, rice, splinter, hernia surgery and snake.....SO WHAT'S NEXT? It's just Thursday after all! BRING IT!